One day downtown several years ago, while going for a walk
on my lunch break, I came upon a movie set on Broadway at Bowling Green Park.
“What are you filming here?” I asked one of the crew.
“Sharnado 2,” he said.
This was good news. The original Sharknado had already
become a code word for ridiculously self-aware comedy. The very concept of a tornado
that contained sharks was a doubling down on the disaster film genre:
half-admitting the action film world was out of real ideas, half not caring and
going for broke. If we’ve run out of road on action or horror, why not go for
broke and create something so outrageous people will have to watch just to see
what it is.
I hung around a bit and saw them film several women pedaling
Citibikes for a half a block while screaming and looking at pretend approaching
Sharknado. They quickly moved over to another block to film something there.
I made it a point to see this Sharknado sequel, which centers on New York City. I had
issues with some of the film’s handling of New York transit and geography. But
if you can believe Sharknado’s exist, you can believe that the 7 train goes to
96th Street in Manhattan.
So when I learned that Sharknado6—aka The Last Sharknado (It’s About Time)—was premiering this month, I
made a note of it and planned to watch the latest chapter in the absurdist
epic.
While one wouldn’t think there is much more you could do
with the Sharknado plot, the writers have just taken things farther down the
rabbit hole of the insane. Within the first few minutes of the latest
Sharknado, we see the severed robot head of Tara Reid shoot lasers out of her
eyes in order to battle an alternate version of herself that has come from a
shark-ruled future and is on the side of the sharks. The crew that has fought
the sharks for five previous films is now traveling through time to try to eliminate
the Sharknado threat once and for all.
Is that not hilarious enough for you? Neil Degrasse Tyson plays Merlin the Magician who is a medieval
king and fights sharks while riding a flying dinosaur. I can’t make this stuff
up, but wholeheartedly salute the team of writers that has. Dee Snider from
Twisted Sister plays a sheriff in the Wild West. Half of the fun of watching
the Sharknado films is seeing what odd cameos are filled by celebrities of the
day. Marc Cuban and Anne Coulter as the President and Vice President in
Sharknado 3, Al Roker in Sharknado 4, the list goes on.
Sharknado is part of a B-movie genre that feels relatively
new: the purposely bad and cheesy movie that is firmly tongue-in-cheek and more
of an absurdist comedy than action or horror. ‘Snakes on a Plane’ was the first
theatrical release with a top-billing actor that purposely promoted its B-movie
status and made its cheesiness central to its marketing. From the poisoned
chemtrails of this snake-invested plane, Sharknado emerged years later to pick
up the torch.
The world outside out virtual one has serious problems, and
we do a disservice to ourselves and our children if we do not tend to them. But
occasionally it pays to enjoy some mindless humor. Sharknado may not be the
catastrophe we deserve, but it is the stupid fun we sometimes need.
No comments:
Post a Comment