Polite New Yorker

Matthew Sheahan's opinions, observations and outrages. Death Threats Welcome.

Thursday, September 18, 2025

Lotto Dreams

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  The Powerball lottery game recently reached a jackpot close to $2 billion. Those jackpots spur people who don’t normally buy lotto tickets...
Thursday, September 11, 2025

Lessons of strength from September 11

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  For New Yorkers who were out of town on September 11, 2001, the horrors of that day were accompanied by a feeling of horrific impotence. I...
Tuesday, September 09, 2025

Embracing the Cringe

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Children who call their parents "cringe" today will thank them later. My daughters often seek to remind me that I am “cringe.” I m...
Tuesday, December 31, 2024

The holiday sugar coma of a Kit Kat Cottage

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  The delirium of social media delivered an appealing idea: instead of building a ginger bread house for the holidays, you can create a smal...
Tuesday, November 19, 2024

Embrace being politically homeless

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  I remember standing in the Atlanta airport the day after Election Day in 2004, watching John Kerry and John Edwards give concession speech...
Wednesday, September 18, 2024

America’s greatest tennis hero is a pro-wrestling manager

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  The U.S. Open has recently concluded here in New York. It is one of the tennis world’s grand slam tournaments and makes dreams come true ...
Monday, August 28, 2023

New York’s most punk band leaves the stage

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In the early 2000s, I picked up a copy of the punk rock newspaper The New York Waste , and paged through the show listings, record reviews a...
Sunday, January 22, 2023

Back on the hunt

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  I have been hunting for about a dozen years and have three deer to show for it, but I don’t regret a minute of hunting. As my friend Steve...
Monday, November 14, 2022

Twitter is worth saving

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Amid the implosion of one of the world’s largest cryptocurrency exchanges (I am far from the only one but I told you so ) and the mid-term e...
Tuesday, January 18, 2022

The coming crypto reckoning

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  The lure of being lucky and striking it rich is a powerful opiate in America. From our very foundation as a place of refuge for the unluck...

Strength and creativity in 2022

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  We entered 2022 in a state of sickness but also with a determination to reenter life with meaning and determination. I sat on a couch wi...
Monday, December 20, 2021

Quarantined for Christmas

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  New York is aglow in holiday glory . Within walking distance of my home are houses and apartment buildings adorned in beautiful lights and...
Sunday, October 24, 2021

Hellish punk anthems for a decidedly sinful New York

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  This Halloween season finds New York City in a state of awkward transition to whatever post-pandemic world will eventually be shaped by th...
Thursday, July 22, 2021

Clawing our back to a “new normal”

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  Early in May, I returned to a company office to work for the first time since March 2020. The company I worked for at the time is headquar...
Sunday, May 16, 2021

Vaxxed to the max

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  We’re approaching the end of the biggest global pandemic in more than a century, and New York is ready to dive into Spring and Summer with...
Wednesday, March 31, 2021

A death in Whitestone

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A mile and a half from where I live, at the same intersection where I’ve used the ATM countless times and taken my children for numerous fas...
Wednesday, February 10, 2021

Truth and civilization

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  More than 30 years ago now, I was selected as my high school’s intern for our local Congressman. I spent a week working from the Capitol H...
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I write a column called 'Notes from a Polite New Yorker' as well as short stories and poems. My writing has appeared in Ask A New Yorker, GetUnderground.com, Knot Magazine, The Black Table, Too Square, and other web sites and print publications.
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