Perusing the vastness of social media, a phrase has caught
my eye a few times and has been repeated enough to call it a trend. The phrase
is “Middle Class Problems.”
Except that
isn’t the real phrase. It’s a glossed-over sanitized version of a more apt,
accurate and original term that caught on first.
The
expression is “First World Problems,” not “Middle Class Problems.” To be really
hip, write it without spaces and with a hash tag (#) to replicate the preferred
style of the Twitter social media site. #Firstworldproblems. “There is too much
guacamole on my omelet,” is a good example of such a "problem."
I’m old enough to have gone to
grammar school when the schools were still teaching students real subjects.
Sure we had our share of lame love-in student assemblies from time to time, but
there were some facts that they didn’t hide from us. One of those facts is that
we, being Americans, lived in the First World. That meant that we lived in a
country where widespread famine and disease were eradicated, political
decisions were made nonviolently and the basic necessities of life were easily
obtained by almost all of the population. Those countries that suffered from
widespread poverty, famine and disease were Third World countries. Those were
the countries we were thankful not to live. It was a testament to how lucky we
were to live in the First World. We weren’t taught to be ashamed of that, but
to be grateful for what we had, because there were many people in the world who
did not have that.
The Second
World, we were told, consisted of countries like the Soviet Block, that were
developed but still lacking in many things. Once the cold war ended we saw just
how second-rate the Second World was, and while our government had lied to us
about a lot of things, the horrors of Communism
turned out to be every bit as
bad
as we were told.
Nonetheless,
there was no moral judgment or implied superiority in this division of the
world. It seemed to make perfect sense and was instructive to us. There is
nothing about “First World Problems” that ought to offend anyone unless you’ve
actually been caught complaining about how
the sound of your maid cleaning your house woke you up. Living in the First World is a good thing. No
one asks to be born where they were. There are millions of people who would
love to live in the First World rather than where they’re living. Why would it
be wrong to say so?
There’s no
reason to feel guilty about living in The First World or declaring it so.
Developed Western Civilization gets to give the nomenclature to its own
standard of living, and we have our shit together better than anywhere else;
that’s fact. Trying to shame us into ignoring that or saying otherwise doesn’t
bring indoor plumbing to the people of the Serengeti. It’s more misplaced guilt
that has no place among a sane, self-confident people.
And in
fact, the phrase “First World Problems” is not a boast of wealth, racial
superiority or some other politically incorrect geographic prejudice, but an
acknowledgement of our society’s own fixation with the trivial. It at once
exposes and parodies the shallowness and self-regard that comes with great
material success and the corruption of societal excesses. It’s the snarky,
electronic media equivalent of your mother reminding
you not to be such a shallow jerk; there are starving kids in Africa, you
ungrateful snot.
The refusal
to use the term when that’s what you mean is the worst kind of moral cowardice.
First of all, though they are surely related, economic class and the different
spheres of the developing world are not the same thing. Being middle class in
the U.S.A. is nothing at all like being middle class in Ethiopia. But living in
the First World means living in the first world not matter what you’re class.
In their effort to not offend, these phrase murderers are substituting a subset
for a set, and it doesn’t follow.
In fact, using the phrase “Middle
Class Problems” as a substitute puts the user in the worst of all categories:
enjoying the benefits of living in the First World and most likely not doing anything
of consequence to improve things for those people starving in other parts of
the world, somehow needs to alert others to their superior sense of moral
rectitude. Thanks for the implied moral lesson, now go send all your co-op
groceries to Somalia. Don’t have the international postage coupon to send your artisanal cheese to Africa? First World Problems.
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